Our bank sent us an E-mail that our stimulus check was deposited today. I said to my wife" lets celebrate, were going out to dinner. Which drive-in window do you want to go thru ? " She threw a dish towel at me !
I pre-emptively spent mine on my new M Series sub2k. But dont tell pelosi that…
predict within 24 hrs. ”WE” will get “OUR” money back!!!
I got mine yesterday, I’m planning and plotting
I wouldn’t tell Pelosi if her pants suit was on fire !
And here I thought the saying was, “I wouldn’t piss down her throat if her heart was on fire”.
That said, we all know she hasn’t got one of those…where’s a rimshot when ya need one…
I’m sure one of the methed out vagrants would help her out since she’s doing so much for them lol
@chilipepper the way I’ve always heard it is “ I wouldn’t piss in there a##hole if there guts were on fire”
Yeah, that’ll work as well…
WoW ! you guys I can really feel & hear the love for that woman !
Pelosi’s a woman?
Where’s my trucking money?
Yeah, I’m totally using mine to buy a new handgun. Decisions decisions…
I think an old Rudy Ray Moore riff will sum up Pee-losi nicely:
“Bitch, yo tits are hangin’ down like a shithouse bucket
and yo pussy so funky even a dawg wouldn’t suck it!”
Anybody see her video of her talking to that slimey Limey late night tv host where Pee-losi is in her super-deluxe high-end Sub Zero kitchen and she’s basically telling us peasants “let them eat cake”?
Yes, what he said…but take away the tr and add an f.
My time would be more wisely spent watching paint dry than her !
If wanted a check signed by Trump,
would have become a porn star…
Now here’s a bro that trucking talks like me…
Holy crap! You eat NORMAL FOOD?!?
Did you preemptively buy mags and ammo too?