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Stimulus check deposited

Our bank sent us an E-mail that our stimulus check was deposited today. I said to my wife" lets celebrate, were going out to dinner. Which drive-in window do you want to go thru ? " She threw a dish towel at me !

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I pre-emptively spent mine on my new M Series sub2k. But dont tell pelosi that… :shushing_face:

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:eye: predict within 24 hrs. ”WE” will get “OUR” money back!!!:sunglasses::boom::boom::boom:

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I got mine yesterday, I’m planning and plotting

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I wouldn’t tell Pelosi if her pants suit was on fire !

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And here I thought the saying was, “I wouldn’t piss down her throat if her heart was on fire”. :grinning:

That said, we all know she hasn’t got one of those…where’s a rimshot when ya need one…

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I’m sure one of the methed out vagrants would help her out since she’s doing so much for them lol

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@chilipepper the way I’ve always heard it is “ I wouldn’t piss in there a##hole if there guts were on fire”

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Yeah, that’ll work as well… :rofl:

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WoW ! you guys I can really feel & hear the love for that woman !

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Pelosi’s a woman? :rofl:

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Where’s my trucking money? :see_no_evil::sunglasses::v::boom::boom::boom:

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Yeah, I’m totally using mine to buy a new handgun. Decisions decisions…:gun::grin:

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I think an old Rudy Ray Moore riff will sum up Pee-losi nicely:

(ahem)

“Bitch, yo tits are hangin’ down like a shithouse bucket
and yo pussy so funky even a dawg wouldn’t suck it!”

Anybody see her video of her talking to that slimey Limey late night tv host where Pee-losi is in her super-deluxe high-end Sub Zero kitchen and she’s basically telling us peasants “let them eat cake”?

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@MountainHunter

Yes, what he said…but take away the tr and add an f. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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My time would be more wisely spent watching paint dry than her !

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If :eye: wanted a check signed by Trump,
:eye: would have become a porn star…:grinning::boom::boom::boom::eye::sunglasses:

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Now here’s a bro that trucking talks like me…:grin::scream::sunglasses::v::boom::boom::boom:

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Holy crap! You eat NORMAL FOOD?!?

Did you preemptively buy mags and ammo too? :laughing: