A lady went to her favorite Super-Market. At the checkout, she had place a bag of Dog Food. The checkout Lady, who knew her well, asked, “Did you get a Dog?” She said no, this was for her Husband. The checkout gal said, that will kill him; to which the Lady said, No, he likes it.
As time passed, the same played out. 6 months later the Lady returned to the Market; but this time didn’t buy the Dog Food. The checkout gal asked why she didn’t buy some. The Lady replied, “Oh, my husband died.” The gal said, I knew that Dog Food would kill him! The Lady replied, "Oh no, he was sitting out in the road licking himself, and a car hit him!