Funny and Corny Jokes (Keep It Clean!) ๐Ÿƒ

No!:nauseated_face::face_vomiting: (character min)

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Thatโ€™s why itโ€™s soooooooo important to have a โ€œsafeโ€ word or โ€œtap outโ€ option.
But I guess it doesnโ€™t fit every situation, just saying.

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@cico7 No,No,No!! Please I most certainly do not.

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Fucking racist! (20 fucking characters)

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Mmmmfmfhmpffhmfpmrrpf

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If Iโ€™m breathing and itโ€™s Christmas it is definitely MERRY CHRISTMAS

Larry :innocent:

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Ok Brian I know we both needed a few chill out crackers today. Easy big boy fix a toddy :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Larry :innocent: :innocent:

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News, more of a joke:


fjb

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HILLARY CRIMINAL

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Skull and Bones privileged club: :face_with_monocle:

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From the story I read it was more of a suicide. That bitch was HUGE-in more ways than oneโ€ฆ

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Quite the coincidence that Bezoโ€™s Blue Origins spaceship crossed into the path of the moon. What are the chances of that? :thinking:

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Been seeing these stickers for sale but this is the first time Iโ€™ve actually seen one on the pump. Down on Padre Island outside of Corpus Christi. Diesel is getting expensive. LGB/FJB.

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Get one while you can. Im sure they selling em fast!
https://mmcarmory.com/mmc-combos-ar-15-custom-engraved-dust-door--lets-go-brandon.

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We have them in Illinois on the pumps. And the steaks at Walmart.

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