joe looked at jill, chuckled and said “You know I could throw $1,000 dollar bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.”
jill shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot of the plane said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there.
I could throw both of them out the window and make 7.888 billion people very happy!!"
Just tried to kill a fly with the new swatter. Are you surprised it broke seeing where it was made? My old “Made in the USA” one finally broke down after killing hundreds of flies. I should have known better than buying the China garbage.
Raked leaves today and loaded them in the bed of our truck. Nieghbor asked why didn’t I just bag them. Said I need to go to the market, truck would be empty by the time I get home.
Leave the tailgate down for those short trips. 
Coincidence that Lauren’s bidding stopped at 69? 
