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You’ll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman’s surgery. But, she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor"
The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek.
The girl was alarmed.
“What’s the matter doctor? I will be alright, won’t I?”
He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”
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Captain Crunch is the only decent cereal for kids these days all their characters stayed the same for the last 20 years. What counts most the stayed the same the last 2 years, despite all the pressure. They skipped the whole June pride crap and have a 4th of July picnic theme since last month. Not the most healthy, but all of them are crap anyway!
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Ask and so shall you recieve.
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I know this was probably posted here already but I want to emphasize to all men to always be polite.
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I found video.
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@chilipepper, that’s freakin’ hilarious!!
Mine was for real too.
I added the
and changed the description on my end after UPS showed “Airport Security Delay” when the package had been shipped ‘ground’ all the way.
It was eventually delivered:
At least you got a
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fnwo
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F_CK new world order?
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Saw it for myself. Gotta say if i was 21 and broke itd be tempting to take the deal. Now its just funny how far weve come.
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Haven’t seen the actual advertisement, but this is another travesty:
Just part of the plan to weaken the American family, divide the people and draw our focus away from the bigger agenda.
The joke is really on us as a free republic!
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fnwo
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