Funny and Corny Jokes (Keep It Clean!) 🃏 (Part 2)

Liberty Arms is a gun and ammo shop in Tazwell, Tennessee with a patriotic sense of humor.
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Definitely planning to narc you out.

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…and did, until I discovered the model with landing gear (essentially useless) and the piece de resistance, the rubber band powered propeller. Life was good. :+1:

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After the rubber bands I graduated to these bad boys.

I must have lost 100 fingers starting it.

I’ve been trying to find one of these for my kids. My daughter is into making balsa wood airplanes. I figure this would be a good intermediate step before a full blown remote plane.

She does ultralight rubber band plane competitions for school.

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This one was posted some time ago. I’d like to recycle it because you can never be to safe.
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

We’ve seen this warning before but it doesn’t hurt to hear about it again…

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works; Two nice looking,college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, ‘No’, but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Oct. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Nov. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for .99 at the Dollar Store. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30PM.)

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If I had a day on the beach with them two I would need a ambulance :crazy_face:
Larry :wink:

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You pick up a hitchhiker!
A beautiful girl.

Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that’s stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you’re going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed, The doctor says the test shows you’re infertile, And probably have been since birth. You’re extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about
your 5 kids at home…
NOW THAT’S STRESS!!!

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Larry
PS Oh but wait…WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IS IT!!!
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@LarrySr I BET YOU CARRY A DEFIBRILLATOR ON YOU WHEN YOUR GOING TO THE BEECH :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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