A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says,
“Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies:
"Bull ----! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!
I borrowed this from Philipl over at the Sig Talk forum.
we tried this tread before and has been rejected so i think the moderator will be having a chat with you @em44052
what is the problem with a thread like this?
Man, already in trouble. I tried so hard after the tunnel incident.
@em44052 it can stay for now but someone usually ruins it with low brow crudeness.
Thanks Kona. I can see where it can get crude in a hurry. Everyone, keep it PG!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippos pretty heavy and a zippos a little lighter…
Kona, So we are doing Dad jokes. I have a ton of those!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Sadly this is true.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
What kind of shoes are made out of bananas?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
When I first signed up to forum I tried to get the jokes in and was told it wasn’t appropriate ask Logan he was moderator then @jb
@hunter1916 I’d have to dig up the thread but it got nuked when someone ruined it with vulgar jokes. We can try it again. We’ll see…
Suddenly realised he was going in the wrong direction: