Would it be too difficult to do both? I have kids so I’d prefer the “always” but others don’t so…
If you’re going to make money at something might as well make as much as you can, right?
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If you can do options, I think that that’s your best bet. I’m with you though, Assholes just seems perfect 
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I think everyone should buy two so you can always have a clean one on when they come knocking on the door…
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Maybe add on the back, “Don’t shoot my dog.”
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Nah. That’s the FBI.
Easy mistake to make though.
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ATF is well known as dog slayers
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Well crap! I mean I know about Fauxi and his beagles… Then there was our DOJ leaving dogs in Afghanistan… And I’m sure the CIA has to have done bad things to dogs…
How about this: what fed agency doesn’t hate dogs? Any?
Never trust a person who hates animals
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That’s a damn good question, unfortunately
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I think “Always” perfectly expresses the point without unnecessary (yet accurate) insults being applied. I would like that for mine please
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Hell im in for 2. Is there robust sizes? 
i could use a 3x and a 2x. And i would be ok if you came up with an even raunchier acronym explaining exactly what kinda shi+bags they are. But also would wear aholes or allways.
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Thanks to everyone for their input - I’ll be offering “PG” & “R” versions in sizes up to 3X
Order page is up!
Feel free to link/share to any site or forums you visit.
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Thats great brother i got me 2 of the ahole shirts. One for me and one for my friend/brother. And we will both wear them proudly. 
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Thanks so much! Lead time should be about a week or so - I’ll keep you in the loop.
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Ordered a PG shirt.
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Looking forward to the dirty looks I get until they get closer…
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