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A Brief Essay On Squids Jarheads...And Crayons!


#712

@GOBLIN reminds me of your honey badger…but a bit smaller scale! Lol

Now i gotta look through the photo albums, should be a pic of me taking a nap on the back porch with a skunk curled in my lap!

Country life, had an uncle with a pet bobcat, a step-brother with an opossum, a grandfather who raised a black bear…


#713

aunt connie had a whole horde of flying squirrels, lil devils would climb up on the deerhead, launch cross the living room and down the hall, and if someone happened in the back door would catch em in the side oif the head full tilt…


#714

@GOBLIN now squirrels and packrats were never something I tolerated. They would get inside the walls and start nesting, tearing out the insulation and scratching around…

I would set traps for em.

Usually caught my lil skunks! LoL

Those critter followed me to the woodshed looking for mice, followed the tractor when I mowed hay, and where not above crawling on my lap on a warm summer day as I took a nap on the porch!

They were still wild, but had been used to me since pups. They went their way and I went mine.

But still kinda cute to see em following behind me as I went about my chores.:grin:

Oh and in case you don’t know they have wicked sharp little teeth and claws!:astonished:


#715

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#716

her ya go peyote, HAT,PIN an Ribbon…


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#717

@goblin love it! :+1::+1:


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#719

Honey Badger don’t give a sh*t
If you have not seen this before, watch it, it is funny as hell…


#720

I got a real realllllllll good honey badger meme… but i would get severely chastised for postin it…


#721

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#723

@godallmighty Howard, I swore to my wife that a german shepherd will be my ‘final’ muzzle brake that I own…


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#726

@goblin Ain’t that the f’n truth!


#727

Four retired Coast Guard Chief’s are walking down the street window shopping. Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says Veterans Bar over the doorway of an entry into an establishment that doesn’t look all that well kept up. They look at each other then go in. On the inside, they realize in this case, they could judge the book by its cover.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, Come on in and let me pour one for you! What will it be, gentlemen. There seems to be a fully stocked bar so the men all ask for a martini. In short time the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis - shaken not stirred and says, That will be 40 cents, please. The four Chiefs stare at the bartender for a moment then look at each other - they can’t believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, That’s 40 more cents, please. They pay the 40 cents but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They’ve each had two martinis and so far they,ve spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece.

The bartender replies, No doubt you’ve noticed the decor in here. And the outside ain’t nothin’ to write home about. I don’t waste money on that stuff. But, here’s my story. I’m a retired Master Chief Boatswain’s Mate and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $45 million and decided to open this place for real veterans. Every drink costs a dime – wine, liquor, beer, all the same.

Wow. That’s quite a story. says one of the men. The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn’t help but notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn’t have a drink in front of them and hadn’t ordered anything the whole time they were there.

One man finished his martini and, gestured at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, What’s with them.

The bartender says, Oh, those are retired Marines. They’re waiting for happy hour.


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#729

@VAbowhunter Can’t be a real story. No Coast Guard Chief would ever drink a martini. :rofl:


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#731

Spent 6 weeks in Key West on a 41’ Patrol Boat rescuing and towing those sinking POS boats that they were coming in on. Got a Humanitarian Medal for that one. Whoopee.